Welcome to loony Earth - the Moon 🌝

I have decided to take a break from the Ascendant series, preparing the examples can be exhausting. I will continue next month.


As I'm writing this, the Moon and Venus are traveling through tropical Cancer. A perfect day to talk about the Moon.

In astrology it represents:

  • the mother (or the mother figure, it doesn't even have to a relative) and for women - things related to motherhood like breasts, the reproductive system, hormones, conception
  • digestion, which consequently means food preferences and potential problems
  • our emotional nature and autobiographical memory

While exploring the world of conspiracy in recent years, I've become highly suspicious of the nature of the Moon. I am very open to the idea of it being an artificial satellite. At this point it's easier for me to believe that something shady is happening there than "nothing to see here".

My favorite theory says it is a giant, spherical starship hiding behind a hologram. It was brought here 12-13k years ago to stabilize Earth after a devastating war (multiple ET races were involved) that affected this entire solar system, because a planet was destroyed into pieces. Now known as the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. This ship was also programmed to immerse our planet in frequencies lower than its natural state, for questionable reasons. The Van Allen belts are supposed to be a lunar creation. The lunar cycles signify shifts in the emitted frequencies. How much control they have over us depends on how weak or strong our minds are and the state of the computers inside.

To make myself clear - even though I believe that thing affects our mood on a collective level, I doubt it is programmed according to zodiac signs. Maybe it used to be, but at some point the tropical zodiac entered the scene. Now we have 2 widely used zodiacs, how were they supposed to pull that off? I think it's good old synchronicity in this case.

Here you can watch a video that shows a glitch in the hologram: https://youtu.be/_3axPn65MGM?si=goEsZ_JHjGKlUk8s


My suspicion and the fact that it does affect water on Earth is why I consider the Moon to be a rare celestial object that affects us directly. Biological bodies are full of fluids...

Besides, I have come to see it as the representation of our Earthly civilization. The Earth Matrix. It's us, people and non-human residents who are controlled by the Saturnians. We all suffer one way or another because of their agendas, therefore Moon's connection to women very much makes sense. They have been oppressed the most throughout the millennia. The Moon is not our truest self or our soul. It's the lies about this world our mothers told us because they didn't know any better. It's the storage for traumas caused by cruel Saturn, more or less directly. It's an obstacle to overcome on our way to become our powerful selves.


This is enough for today. I wish you a positively loony day 👽